Thursday, September 27, 2007

Not that there's anything wrong with it

I recently had to travel to Sydney, Australia. As weird as this sounds, when my wife found this photo in my camera she wouldn't believe that i was actually trying to take a photo of my Uncle Paul. He's the guy in the background with the grey hair and dark suit. I love Uncle Paul but I think he might be a left footer.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Let me do it right for you!

I bought a car off this guy-I hope he rots in his cell. Sheister

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Family Memories

This is my family. Me and my three sisters. In summer we would run through fields and catch butterflies. My oldest sister (Karen) died in a car crash, the middle one (Sharon) became a junkie and the youngest (Agape) was abducted by aliens. When i visited her on cldfsfrhgvd9 she had became a different person. She was controlled by her domineering alien husband and believed every word that he uttered. I said to him 'listen you four headed cunt don't tell my sister what to do'. He shot me with his laser. As a result, I walk with a limp.


Sunday, September 16, 2007

Cow Power



Just prior to blowing up the planet Vlad patted a cow. Why buy a home? We are selling plutonium to anyone-including cows patted by Russians.

Renters rule.

Im bitter because that cow is my landlord.

Never ever read another blog.

Nirvana/cold cuts rule

This was my first experience with grunge music. Kurt Cobana is ace. These are rare pictures (pre Nirvana) when Kurt was just hangin with his family. At this stage I think he had guts.

When i wake up in my make up


I hate John Butler. This photo was taken outside 'hippy central' early 2001 when he was conducting John Butler Trio auditions. These clowns just didn't have the right clownitude. John (Butler) found out from some of his spies within PETA (Poncey Egg Tapping Assholes) that someone amid the throng ate meat circa 1997.
I wish we could all just smoke meat and get along (and listen to the 'Trio' man).
Never read other blogs.

Van Halen for the 50th time


Word is, this guy got so excited by Julian Tinderbox (Brits ex) that he began to rub his 'magic cd selector' (thats what the doctor told him to call it) on the glass and all he could come up with was Bronski Beat.
For all Bronski Beat related news check out their blob at kompound.blogspot.com.
dead in a ditch i gotcha gotcha gotcha
dont check any other blog ever.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

I live on the 2nd floor



My name is Luka, i live on the second floor. I actually hung out with Luka-Fuck Luka.

Friday, September 14, 2007

The death of Darren


This guy was a friend of mine, his name was Darren. He could talk Chinese. I'd say hey 'Darren do you want to have a beer?' and he'd say 'ching chong wah yong ming wah din ding yah' and i'd say 'Darren im not Chinese, stop talking Chinese. Who do you think you are?' and he'd say 'ying yong cha ping pong cha 07' which in english means 'im like kevin-kevin 07'.
We'd have these chats all the time until one day a 7" record came from the sky and cut Darrens head in half.
As I sit here and pour some beer into the gutter i leave you with this-
a message to my friend Darren
'Wang cha zing fa gong lah fah gor jing wang'
Dont check out other blogs.

Mental Health

There is obviously a reason why no one is sitting with this guy. Mental illness, while not anything to joke about, restricts people from interacting with 'normals'. This person has crazy eyes and is obviously desperate for company-he is lonely. Todays mission-if you see someone sitting alone, go and speak to them. If you receive a punch/knife wound/bullet chalk it up to experience.
Dont read any other blogs.
(Photo lifted from NYC mental health website).

dont trust everything you read

This photo is of a guy called Craig Johnstone. He is an idiot.

The fruitality of it all

This is the bowl that contained my vegetable soup. Funny how blog sounds like bog and if you eat vegetables you bog a lot then blog alot about your constant bogging. Speaking of bogging whats the deal with sushi? i mean, I like seafood but I just cant come at eating raw rice. I think the japanese should discover electricity then they can cook their rice-it might ruin the sushi industry though and put at least 2000 people out of work.
The weird thing about this photo is how the banana was so desperate for attention that it jumped into the photo. Its tragic that such a normal looking banana is so lonely that it would roll around in the sludge of vegetables for acceptance. Vegetables don't like fruit. If you eat vegetables you bog alot, which is funny becaue bog sounds like blog.
Don't check out any other blogs or bogs.

Welcome to Lunatic Park




These three images sum up what kompounder is about. If you cant work it out, you dont deserve to be here and should be serving time with James Brown in the sky. As this is a first post I will graciously give you a hint-
skull+dog+boosh=a dog in the bush is worth a skull full of diamonds.
I hope to see more of you in the future, because the future is now, and now and now and now and now and so on.
Thought for the day - soup and boobs are both nice but boobs in your soup is off.
Don't check out any other blogs. Ever