Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Happy Palestines



Valentines day approaches rapidly.

Many couples will eat together. Many more sad souls shall be without love,lust and parmigiana. Chicken by La Ionica is processed chemically free but does this make it really free? One can only experience freedom once one has cut one away from ones self and the self of other ones. One thing to remember, one is the loneliest number, number ones is wees not poos, we're one but we're not the same we got to carry each other carry each other oohh, one thing is not two. Bondi Vet - Thursdays 8.30pm Channel Ten.

Love one another as I have loved you.

Never read other blogs - ever.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Pull me pull you o oh says who?


Tonight i feel stupid and embarrassed. Once upon a time only Formula One racing - TRADE MARK- was the sport for men. Mens doubles is twice the pace, speed and velocity, not to mention the pace.
Anyway, short post, new sneakers have arrived at good provider, i must masturbation to myselves. TENNIS RULES.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Return


Its been 13 months since i stopped this site-now it's time to return..... a result of not posting for so long means no one actually comes here anymore. I now have my own confessional, i can vent in private. Time to die Hercules.

Prepare for the re launch.


Never read anyone elses blogs- ever, nerd.

Monday, December 17, 2007

spraypaint


i haven't been bogging for some time as my life hasn't allowed communication with the outer world. if you refuse to bog, one may explode. exploding is apparantly something that humons excite for. every year we take to exploding the sydney harbour train track-people scream and kiss and take away memories, herpes simplex and possibly the recollection of four hours in the lock up. somehow exploding lock ups appear but no sooner become hairsprayed poodles on the the streets of prahran-'give me a bandana or give me death' scream the fallen trendies not long ejected from Transformers or perhaps the uber trendy Ritz Hotel. bogging allows this for humons-as starman said in the fillum 'starman' - 'kidnaapppedd-what is kidnaappedd"?
humans are not kidnapped, they are not humon either.
don't read other blogs-ever

Monday, December 3, 2007

CENSORSHIP IS FOR THE SPINELESS


Once upon a time there was a guy who was considered reasonably normal. After a couple of cosmopolitans and the odd flick through vice mag in a public toilet, image became all important. He couldn't see the lighter side of life nor have a laugh at his own expense-even though he traded weekly in the humilation of others. Eventually, the cavity of his own rectum or the wall of this weeks coolest bar was all he could see.In the end, Adolf couldn't control all the worlds media.

Im not on roids







Will MOVEMBER ever end?

Honeymoon over.


FIELDING
Fielding in some ways, is the most spontaneous of cricketing skills, but it's possible to becomce a good fielder through haard work, practice and concentration.
The basic skills required to be a good fielder are that you must get your legs, feet and body right behind the ball, accurately judge the flight of the ball when going for a catch, keep down and watch the batsman. These skills all make you a good fielder but sustained good fielding depends on unremmited concentration, even when your team's been out in the blazing sun for seven hours or more.
The standard of fielding in a team is of great importance in cricket because a good fielding team gives bowlers confidence and it's a great support structure to both wicket-keepers and bowlers. Nothing spurs a bowler more than a well-held catch, an excellent run-out or a throw-in which hits the wicket spot-on. In fact, good fielding gives the entire team a drive and dominance over t he batting team and puts them under the kind of pressure that wins many matches.
Over the years the standard of fielding has become so paramount to the winning or losing of matches, that cricket teams can no longer afford to keep a slow mover or lazy bender in the team simply as a result of his batting or bowling acumen.